How is it possible that nothing about this movie pissed me off? Gushing with incredibly low levels of abating after what bloggers seem to be calling “the jump.” [more...]

Just because I’ve gotten used to disappointment doesn’t mean I’ve grown to enjoy it. [more...]

Sometimes, when I try my best and have faith in myself, I find inspiration enough to achieve my goals, albeit briefly. The inspiring tale within. [more...]

Come with me and travel back in time to a place where everything makes me angry. Snacks will not be provided. [more...]

While I admit that I enjoyed this film two days in a row this week, there were some flaws that made it just slightly unbelievable. [more...]

Like a circus freakshow for the idiotic, come one, come all, and marvel at the burdens and impossibilities beset upon the intelligent. [more...]

Gather up your wallets, everyone. It’s time for a moralistic defense of capitalism. [more...]

Wong Kar-Wai and Natalie Portman team up to prove that any time of the day is a good time for pie. This should have been the greatest movie ever made. [more...]

It’s time for a discussion of tactics and espionage. Bring some weapons though, because inevitably, someone acts a fool. [more...]

Proof positive that even dour, suicidal whiners can be entertaining. At least that’s the angle I’ll be trying to sell to those of you who are still on the fence. [more...]