america’s next top model
Friends don’t let friends watch American television. Let alone force them to.
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Except that now I can’t even gauge how stupid it is, because the process of watching a single episode has made me too stupid to be able to judge anything. I just remember feeling like someone was raping my mind, and now I have a general cerebral numbness. If you have “friends” that you think might make you watch this show (particularly ones for whom you’ve done nothing but introduce them to interesting, fun and amazing things lately), just go over to their house, punch them in the face and go home. You will have done a favor to all involved. I need to go watch Higher Learning now, just so I can watch Tyra Banks get shot and killed.
That is all.
March 26th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Tyra Banks’ wig should fight Patrick Dempsey’s hairdo. That would be epic.
March 27th, 2007 at 10:50 am
I believe the correct term to use in referring to Tyra’s headpiece is “weave.” Also, I don’t think that people should be so quick to knock stupidity. Also, I believe there was less “making” and more “asking” involved in the occurrence of the watching of the “stupid”ness. Asking by a certain someone with a weave-less head.
March 27th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Er, I’m pretty sure that’s something that would only air on Fox, under the title of “World’s Scariest Hair Fights” or somesuch. And, epic though it would be, not even people who can’t tell the difference between “asking” and “badgering” could “convince” me to bear witness to such a spectacle. Quotation marks are now eliciting a Pavlovian response in me to punch someone in the hair. Uh… I mean, face.
March 27th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
weave-less head, weave-less head, you’ve got a weave-less head!
and I’m making quotation marks in the air with my fingers as I sing that, so there…..come see hephalumps…..