How is it possible that nothing about this movie pissed me off? Gushing with incredibly low levels of abating after what bloggers seem to be calling “the jump.” (more…)

Just because I’ve gotten used to disappointment doesn’t mean I’ve grown to enjoy it. (more…)

Sometimes, when I try my best and have faith in myself, I find inspiration enough to achieve my goals, albeit briefly. The inspiring tale within. (more…)

Come with me and travel back in time to a place where everything makes me angry. Snacks will not be provided. (more…)

While I admit that I enjoyed this film two days in a row this week, there were some flaws that made it just slightly unbelievable. (more…)

Like a circus freakshow for the idiotic, come one, come all, and marvel at the burdens and impossibilities beset upon the intelligent. (more…)

Gather up your wallets, everyone. It’s time for a moralistic defense of capitalism. (more…)

Wong Kar-Wai and Natalie Portman team up to prove that any time of the day is a good time for pie. This should have been the greatest movie ever made. (more…)

It’s time for a discussion of tactics and espionage. Bring some weapons though, because inevitably, someone acts a fool. (more…)

Proof positive that even dour, suicidal whiners can be entertaining. At least that’s the angle I’ll be trying to sell to those of you who are still on the fence. (more…)