hak se wui

  

In a belated Chinese New Year celebration, I learn that violence never solves anything. If by “never solves anything” you mean “always solves everything.”

Hey. It’s been a while, huh? Sorry about that. I’ve been catching up on other projects, and spending more time watching things than writing about them. Don’t worry, though, I’m still thinking myself into an emotionally paralytic coma just about daily. I know you were worried. That’s why I write these things. To assuage your concerns, the intensities of which are frightening. Just settle the hell down and sit back and enjoy this, my attempt at a series of short entries about how I’ve busied myself recently. This time, I’m going back to Hong Kong, home of my parents and theirs, to assuage my guilt about abandoning the culture of my ancestors. Jesus. How much assuaging can a person do in one paragraph? Well, we’ll see. It’s almost like I just learned the word, though. Seriously, I’m using the word like it’s going to be retired soon and I paid too much for it to let it go to waste. Go search your e-mail client of choice and you’ll see. I’ll wait. Never mind, just take my word for it. You’re so distrusting. No, distrusting, not disgusting. Just forget it and enjoy all the assuagement. No, that’s not French.

Hak se wui (released in the US as Election, but not to be confused with the Reese Witherspoon vehicle of the same name, lest you want to mix your high school dark comedies with your Triad gangster thrillers for a refreshing blend of people being craptards) is pretty cool. Stand by, I need to add “craptards” to my custom dictionary in Word. What’s this? I’m getting off track. The movie? Is that why you came here? Have you not learned anything? Fine. It’s a well-executed, high-suspense crime drama, low on action but engaging nevertheless. It makes the violence more poignant when it does happen, actually. It’s almost like it understands the intensity of violence and murder, showing these concepts a kind of respect that’s seldom seen in gangster films or my head. Don’t worry, I didn’t learn anything from it.

Have you ever noticed how often people describe movies as “like X meets Y” when trying to paint you a picture of the viewing experience? Never? Well, X and Y are variables representing other movies here, don’t be so literal. It used to really bother me. There was this kid in my creative writing class who couldn’t evaluate anyone’s work in other ways. But almost a decade later, I think I’m warming up to the idea. In a way, it celebrates the idea of some sort of collective consciousness. It requires a common appreciation for creators and their creations. It’s indicative of the idea that people can understand each other better through art. Unless you’re talking to a Trekkie. Then you just punch them as soon as they bring up that shit because it turns out that understanding everyone isn’t worthwhile. But in the interest of forwarding our understanding of each other, I offer this: Hak se wui is like a movie about people whose daily interactions reinforce their distrust of one another meets a movie that is atmospheric and well paced.

Well, if I said it was like The Departed meets The Godfather, you could just make up any opinion you wanted, couldn’t you?

4 Responses to “hak se wui”

  1. Chava Says:

    I’m the first one to respond! Ha! I note this because it makes me feel special to be first, and because it makes me feel special to think that I shamed you into posting after such a long hiatus (hush, just let me feel special). Also — I just want to point out that you, Eugene, are special (in the actually special way). I note this because I need to butter you up into a fuzzy haze of non-violent special-ness (‘cuz I’m thinking you DID learn something from this movie about respect for violence…yikes…) so that I can make just this one comment: Don’t punch the Trekkies. Okay, I know two who you can definitely punch. But leave the rest of us alone! That’s all.

  2. Er Says:

    Not when X meets Y. Ok fine, let me try. I’ll just tell people it’s like When Harry Met Sally. Wait, no, I messed it up.

    Are you sure Assuage isn’t french? Can I pronounce it Ahss-ooh-aah-jay? You know I don’t like it when you write anything above a 1st grade reading level. I literally just drooled as I typed that. I’m smart!

    Also, I think I’ll skip this one, because if it shows respect for an intensity of violence that is even beyond what is in your head, it is too violent for me. I’ll stick to elbowing leo in the larynx. so’s your face.

  3. Goose Says:

    Euge you are very original with that circular X meets Y thing. By the way it is also reasonable to punch people who honk at you for not driving immediately after the light turns green. Can’t a guy pick his nose for one damn minute? Those people make me wish I had eggs in my car. Not to eat, but to throw at them.

  4. m Says:

    hey, cheers to the responders on this one. i think i may have giggled as much though the replies as i did through the post (or maybe euge was just kind of lame this week and i was having a matthew perry riding a donkey moment, but i doubt it). angus, that wasn’t snide sarcasm in that first comment, was it? i know, it wasn’t. but you should try it out, could work for you. and this seems the place for that sort of experiment, no? anyway, being as how i’m about to move on to the next post (which from what i have gathered so far is nothing like a fuzzy haze of non-violent specialness, When Harry Met Sally, or picking your nose) i appreciate the opportunity to bask in the silliness. he he, violence silly…

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