Delivering on its promises, a recent trip to the movies leaves me with an unpleasant taste in my eyeballs. [more…]

When the world has been laid to waste and civilization is reduced to smoldering ruins, everyone knows it’s finally time to run out and get a mohawk. [more…]

Despite the annual bitch-fest that takes place this time of year due to scarcity in filmic entertainment, I find myself at the movie house an awful lot. Thanks a pant-load, writers’ strike. [more…]

You know what? Don’t even bother looking for this one, because I’m going to try to force you to watch it with me eventually anyway. [more…]

When faced with what I can only assume to be a triumph of the human spirit, I find only further proof that I just might be an empty, soulless husk. [more…]

An experiment which forced me to test my theory that I’d prefer to see an incredibly, irredeemably shitty movie with a friend than to watch something substantive and worthwhile alone. Results within. [more…]

Some movies are just silly, pointless suck-fests… No matter how you look at them. [more…]

Not to put any pressure on you here, but is it really so bad that I still try to use art as an excuse to start a conversation? [more…]

More eye-opening art that challenges my aesthetic preferences. And I guess I’m going to have to take back some of the things I’ve said about the French. [more…]

In appreciation of receiving gifts that continue to give without any end in sight and even a few that have gone from blow to suck, I think we’d best take a brief moment for assorted props and shout-outs. [more…]